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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
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Sexy SMS message

Posted by Raju Kumar On Monday, August 17, 2009 0 comments


"I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone
said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong
cause im damaged, im damaged, don’t know what to do, baby
im damaged so, so damaged because of you."



"Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."



"Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!"



"Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass "



"Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalegaa.plz karo naaa... mujhe achha lagegaa...ek bar hamari dosti ki khatir kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!!"



"I m getting married next month...its small party and only few people will be invited...dont bring any gift..just bring someone who ll marry me."



"A good friend is like a good bra
Hard to find,Comfortable,Supportive
Prevents you from falling
Holds you tight
And is always close to your heart"



"Marriage is the price men pay for sex
And sex is the price women pay for marriage"



"U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words."



"Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody"



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Note:These messages are sent by my friend to me.If you want your name should be listed below SMS message,pay only Rs20 per SMS, get famous and show your love with person whom you want to send this message.

Good Morning SMS message -2

Posted by Raju Kumar On Sunday, August 16, 2009 0 comments


"A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day"



"Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day"



"One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!Good morning and enjoy the day!"



"Welcome the new morning with a "Smile on ur Face", "Love in ur Heart", " Good Thoughts in ur Mind" & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning."



"Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good Morning"



"Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dost"



"Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person.."



"The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated."



"Shadow of yesterday have faded away
Sun has reappeared its a brand new day.
Birds singing their song loud & clear
Announcing to the world a new day iz here.
Wishing you contentment and peace along the way
Good morning and have a good day"



"Five steps 2 a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
open ur arms wide,
feel ur heart beat nd say its 2 early.
Let me sleep again.
Good Morning"



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Note:These messages are sent by my friend to me.If you want your name should be listed below SMS message,pay only Rs20 per SMS, get famous and show your love with person whom you want to send this message.

Good Morning SMS message

Posted by Raju Kumar On Sunday, August 16, 2009 0 comments


"A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!"



"The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you. Gud morning"



"Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day.Good Morning."



"My mornings are usually good
A kiss from you would make it blissful
Impatiently waiting for it"



"Good morning
Wish you a day
Full of
Sunny smiles
And
Happy thoughts"



"Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning."



"With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning.."



"Ae banday agar aadhi rat ko teri aankh khule, aur tu phir so jaye
To tu n mujhse bewafai ki
Aur agar aadhi raat ko teri aankh khule, aur tu wudu kare aur meri ibadat kare
Tu mujhse kuch b maange aur mein teri tujh ko naa dun
To mein n tujhse bewafai ki , aur mein aisa nahi karta"



"Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day"



"Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!"



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Note:These messages are sent by my friend to me.If you want your name should be listed below SMS message,pay only Rs20 per SMS, get famous and show your love with person whom you want to send this message.

Good Night SMS message -2

Posted by Raju Kumar On Sunday, August 16, 2009 0 comments


"On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!"



"Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight.
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gud nite sweet dreams"



"Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz..."



"As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night!"



"Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.
Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true."



"G - go to bed
O - off the light
O - out of tension
D - dreams come
N - nice thoughts
I - ignore worry
G - get fresh
H - have a nice night
T - thank to God
GOOD NIGHT"



"I was sleeping!
| ,o_,__,
l=========I


Oh! I forgot
o>
| , /(,__,
l=========I


To say you
o_, Good
| (,__, Night!"



"Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!"



"Do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night."



"pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT"



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Note:These messages are sent by my friend to me.If you want your name should be listed below SMS message,pay only Rs20 per SMS, get famous and show your love with person whom you want to send this message.

Good Night SMS message

Posted by Raju Kumar On Sunday, August 16, 2009 0 comments
"Goodnight my dear
Let my prayer bring u cheer
The moon iz bright and the stars are shining
And they bless us alwaz here."



"The love we shared will see u through,
Hold on with all ur might,
To all the faith and love we shared
For this iz just Good-Night."



"Night is longer than day for those who DREAM
& day is longerthan night for those who make their DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!"



"Our Life Begins With Our Cry...
Our Life Ends With Others' Cry...
Utilize This Gap & Laugh As Much As Psbl B/W Dese Cries!
KeepIng Alwayz!
Good Night"



"A shining ANGEL standz beside yr bed,
Calling yr sweeet Name soo softly,
Throwing flowerz on YU
And saying Gud Night n Sweeet Dreamz."



"A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams.."



"Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2 dream land. Enjoy ur time. G'NITE!"



"Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite."



"As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
& 2 make sure u r alryt,
I'll ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.."



"I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night."



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Note:These messages are sent by my friend to me.If you want your name should be listed below SMS message,pay only Rs20 per SMS, get famous and show your love with person whom you want to send this message.

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